Monday, March 11, 2024

The Fastest Shaker

 

The Fastest Shaker



By Alan Smason

From out of the West Bank
A legend was made
Of the fastest shaker 
In the bartending trade.

He could shake a cocktail
With little or no stress,
Add the garnish and a straw
Without a hint of duress.

With his trusty shaker, 
His strainer and his spoon
He made strong men weak;
He made women swoon.

This man without peer,
A mixologist like no other,
His drinks were so good,
Made you slap your own mother.

He teamed up with his woman
And they opened up a bar.
Their fame spread through the city,
People came from afar.

Their "Revel" served libations
But they also cooked some food, 
A great menu serving late night
For whatever was your mood.

Through the years the fastest shaker
Served his neighbors in Mid-City
Spinning tales of the cocktails
That were charming and were witty.

Today we sing his praises
For this man who just can't miss.
With Laura by his side, we
Sing "Happy Birthday!" to Chris.

©2024 Alan Smason








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